Jay Yoo

While working out at the gym I noticed a streak of brown on my back.

Not just any streak, butt one located close to the crack.
Could it be a mishap of sorts from the clean up of crap?

Perhaps, but not so fast. 
A squat at the toilet I did not have.

Then what could it be so close and so true?
Was it mud from the ground or some strange kind of goo?

That streak is so strange and so suspiciously placed,
Was it a joke from my kid or something from space?

No time to think, I have to workout,
But now there is a smell and my nose is aroused!

Don’t bother and maybe no one will see.
But that streak is so strange? What could it be?
It’s driving me crazy, please end this mystery!

A sit on the floor I stretch and touch my toes,
I stretch my limbs and let it go.

Wait a minute? What is that grass on my heel?
How does it stick and stand like it calls to be pealed? 

In a flash this mystery streak on the back of my shirt I knew!
While cleaning the yard I stepped in some poo.

When I stretched my right quad my heel left a mark.
In the end my dog had the last laugh, perhaps she really is that smart? 

Never cut the lawn and workout in the same pair of shoes.